uk comedy
"Sorry sir, I'll just need to pop the mummified corpse through the X-ray machine.. Any liquids over 100ml?"
Seems familiar... Last Friday night after the pub?
Could there be a third party run to defeat Trump?
Like a pig in muck.
The Republican presidential candidate has shunned the PM in favour of cut-price ciggies and booze.
Pretty sure this was in the Book of Revelations somewhere.
Everything from the state opening of parliament summed up in nine tweets.
"It's not that vegetable eaters are bad people, it's just that they're... terrible people."