uk dads

The findings were published ahead of Father's Day 2016.
'Poop will have a distinct smell, carefully open the back.'
'Is my beard missing?' 'Yeah.' 😥
'You get two weeks off to chill on paternity leave?'
Who doesn't love a bit of hand painting?
'It's like a backwards rollercoaster that takes you through waterfalls of vomit.'
'You would give anything to have a child throwing a tantrum.'