"Hey (with the intention of using you to get to your dog)"
"Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together"
Don't dismiss these symptoms. Get your pet to the vet right away.
"there is no higher form of comedy than a pet with a human name. congrats on your netflix special or whatever, but this dog's name is Peter"
"sorry i can't hang out i have to sit here and slow blink at this cat who hates me"
Don't dismiss these symptoms. Here's what to do if you notice them and how to best protect your pup.