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What an absolute dream.
Blimey, it's a big 'un.
'Some of them might spike you.'
'This is a cake, not a boob.'
Store your perishables in style.
'The only thing poor here was you.'
'It's just not fresh at all'
It's a 'Thriller'.
Because nothing quite tickles the tastebuds like genital bacteria.
Stock up on beans, peas, chickpeas and lentils.