uk food
'You’re only two missed pay cheques away from poverty.'
Tea > coffee
What an absolute dream.
Blimey, it's a big 'un.
'He's lost the plop!'
'Some of them might spike you.'
A can of fizzy drink takes the average person around 26 minutes to walk off.
'This is a cake, not a boob.'
Store your perishables in style.
'The only thing poor here was you.'