UK Labour Party
Poll findings cast doubt on the Tories' election campaign strategy.
Labour has more than a 99% chance of beating Tony Blair's performance nearly 30 years ago.
A blame game has started just days before voters go to the polls.
"No – no, no, no, no," Matt Barbet said as soon as Maria Caulfield began.
The Labour leader says he wants to spend time with his family at the weekend.
The main target of festival-goers' mockery? The Tories, of course.
The prime minister says a Labour government will rig the voting system to keep them in power for decades.
It is the first time it has done so since Tony Blair was prime minister.
Large numbers also say it will make no difference to who they back on July 4.
The unusual announcement is confirmation of the party's confidence they are heading for victory.