uk life
'I can finally eat peas again.'
Don't give up just yet.
Strawberry flavour is a lie.
No one loves Herpes. No one.
Addicted to sugar? Us? Never.
We'll never eat anything else ever again.
'My cat just picked my neighbour and I have never felt so betrayed.'
'If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams.'