UK Police
'I'm offended that other people are offended.'
He attended more than 300 incidents in his time.
'You killed the things you loved in a temporary rage'.
Several hundred people were 'contained' at the event.
The well was 15 metres deep.
'Incident caused by leaking office fridge.'
Bad idea, when you think about it.
Police 'flocked to the scene'.
'My job was to tell the media what they would be reporting.'
The woman's husband allegedly punched Craik at a barbecue after learning of the relationship.