uk politics

PMQs Today, Without All The Shouting

Follow all the action from the House of Commons, with all the boring bits taken out.
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Katie Hopkins Set To Run Naked Through London With A Sausage Up Her Bum

Get ready to shield your eyes!
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Housing Bill: House Of Lords Demolition Job Halted

Reconstruction job thwarted in Commons
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Zac Goldsmith Was Asked To Define 'Netflix And Chill'. His Answer Was Very Wrong

'Have you ever Netflix-and-chilled?'
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Housing Bill: 21 Defeats And U-Turns

MPs will debate controversial reform today
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Tommy Robinson Ignites Calls To 'Boycott Southend' After Falling For Spoof

'Not really England any more, innit?'
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Sonic Booms Shake Yorkshire As RAF Typhoons Scramble To ID Aircraft

'Those vibrations shook my house and scared me to death.'
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Zac Goldsmith's Bollywood Interview Is Car-Crash Viewing At Its Absolute Finest

Make it stop.
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Labour's Anti-Semitism Row 'Disgraceful' Attempt To Challenge Corbyn's Leadership

'No crisis of anti-Semitism.'
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Jeremy Corbyn Tells Thousands At May Day Protest That Labour Stands Against Anti-Semitism

'We stand absolutely against racism in any form.'
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