uk twitter
'There is absolutely no way labour is harder than installing a car seat.'
They're also more likely to fight with their parents.
Is he doing this on purpose?
"This shows exactly why we need to have more grammar schools."
"Short-fingered vulgarian" is a tried and tested classic.
'God, Louise f*cking Mensch. Honestly.'
Well that didn't take long.
These are probably the only tweets worth reading today.
This should go well.
The zoo is 'not amused' by the comments.