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Warning: may contain grumpy middle aged people getting a bit moany.
This would be terrifying if it wasn't supposed be a joke.
They tried to have a cheeky chide at Nando's and it didn't go well.
That emoji doesn't mean what you think it means, Cher.
Change that password.
"A simple box that slows ageing, reduces pain, lifts depression and stress and tackles cancer."
"Come home right now. As soon as your dad is home we will discuss your consequences."
Side note: We're still not sure to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.