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"What do you mean 'welcome to Twitter' I've been on this hellsite since 2010"
"I’m so much of a non-pet person that I never even got a horse in Breath of the Wild."
Bella Ramsey has also spoken out in defence of the show's most recent love story.
"Sure, a night out at a crowded bar in your 20s is cool, but have you ever shopped for groceries in an empty store in your 30s?"
Rest In Peace to Mike from Desperate Housewives.
Twitter's got thoughts - to put it politely
The billionaire tech mogul canned a staffer for proving there was no conspiracy behind why people aren't engaging with the CEO as much on social media.
A congressional hearing on Twitter's handling of the Hunter Biden laptop story took a hilarious turn when an ex-Twitter employee made the revelation.
The pontiff suggested that the middle finger, "which is higher than the others, reminds us of something essential: honesty."
Screaming, crying, throwing up.