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"Did your parents tell you the black seeds in watermelon would grow a watermelon in your stomach too?"
"Therese Coffey can take a running jump, give her head a wobble, and get in the bin".
"I can't be expected to move things," the new monarch is imagined saying after viral moments during a proclamation signing.
"'I'll see you later today' I whisper, as I pack a sandwich in my kid's lunchbox."
Jokes erupted on the platform after news broke that the actor had broken up with his girlfriend Camila Morrone just two months after her 25th birthday.
His comments may be trending, but they've been taken out of context.
"Add me to your Twitter Circles and then divulge the most scandalous gossip you’ve ever heard in your life."
"The teacher asked what his favourite season was and he said, 'garlic salt.'”
“Any hate that comes in, it’s just … It’s a person behind a screen. You just have to move on from it.”
Salma al-Shehab is a PhD student at Leeds University and a mother of two.