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"Big 'Mr. Burns in a tank' energy."
"Parenting books should be legally required to display the number of children the author has."
"The feminine urge to flee the country and become a sheep herder in New Zealand."
"I have been blocked on Instagram by my thirteen year old. A person I literally made."
The prime minister will appear alongside the Cop26 president Alok Sharma.
The tweet showed Mariah standing in a red dress in front of what appears to be an underwater McDonald's.
"Daylight savings, where 7am is now 6am and 5pm is now midnight."
Duke of Sussex told a misinformation panel he was emailing CEO Jack Dorsey about how the social media platform was being used.
From spritzing your chips to scissoring your pasta, we'll been living all wrong.
"Working from home today and I can hear my husband chewing gum from his office from 1400 feet away."