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Former President Donald Trump's adviser and son-in-law got the nod from Alan Dershowitz for the Israeli-Arab "Abraham Accords."
"Every morning my cat wakes up and screams until somebody sits in the living room with him."
"If you're not using the gym solely for childcare, we probably can't be friends."
People loved the cheeky Deadpool star's tweet about his appearance on the children's show.
"My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide."
"When Daddy gets banned from Twitter and has to borrow Junior's phone," one Twitter user hit back at a tweet from former president Donald Trump's son.
"Sleeping under separate blankets should have been the marriage advice everybody gave me a year and a half ago."
The singer celebrated Joe Biden’s presidential inauguration with a photo trashing his predecessor Donald Trump.
“We don’t dry dishes, mum, that’s air’s job" — and other "annoying kid logic that you’re secretly proud of."
"Dear Joe, Man Person TV Airplane Me Bye-Bye," one person speculated the ex-president wrote.