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"If I ever want my husband to shave I just clean the bathroom."
"She was rare, like an item of kid's clothing in the hamper that's not inside out.’"
"Sent my husband to the store and then turned off my phone because it’s time to teach independence."
Luton North MP says abuse online includes "punching up and punching down".
“Is he going to a wedding or an opera?” one torn Twitter user asked in order to make a fair decision.
"My teenager’s biggest fear is me sneezing in front of someone she knows."
"Dear Diary, it's Day 6 of the quarantine. My best friend is a mango..."
"I didn't realise there is a Nobel Prize for incompetence," one Twitter user hit back.
The president received a near-instant fact-check after likening his response to the coronavirus pandemic to the late British leader's wartime comments.
Vance had been accused of repeated racism on the platform, with some of his most recent tweets targeting footballer Marcus Rashford.