uk weird news
Happy birthday, pothole!
Sometimes you get an itch that needs to be scratched.
Fart sound effects aren't welcome on the news, apparently.
It's like something out of Monty Python.
They obviously didn't learn any lessons from Boaty McBoatface.
£20 per hour... Not bad.
That'll get them on side.
We guess you could say the CCTV footage... foiled their plan.
Lucky bidders have been offered the chance to buy their very own prime minister.
They really know their audience.