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He was sitting on the toilet when he saw the presidential candidate's face.
"I blacked out and don't know where I would have taken my pants off."
'I couldn't quite believe it when I saw it.'
A design error left him looking like the deceased dictator.
That's probably where all that ghostly moaning was coming from.
It's been dubbed 'Coiny McCoinFace' because of course it has.