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"This has highly likely led to an increase of waterborne diseases amongst Russian soldiers," the MoD said.
Moscow asked for a "word of condemnation" from the West over Kyiv's recent offensive – but, unsurprisingly, none were offered.
It seems to be the perfect counter to Russia's 'Z' insignia.
The Russian president admitted things might get worse before they get better, too.
Christopher Steele said: "It's in very much Russia's interest to destabilise countries like Britain."
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Sergei Markov added that Ukraine has "humiliated" Putin by breaching Russian borders in the last week.
Russian officials claim they will issue a "tough" response.
“We can’t do that. It’s not up to us.”
The US said the Russian president's reaction was "a little bit rich".
Moscow somehow made the UK's domestic issues all about itself, too.