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One 'feels sorry' for Lord Sugar, while another says his monobrow proves his prowess.
The TV presenter admitted it had been a 'confusing' weekend.
Some viewers were up in arms about this weekend's result.
The TV watchdog also explained why his Holocaust comments are escaping examination.
Two episodes in, and the celebrities are already walking out left, right and centre.
They'll still need to find presenters though.
Proving once and for all you can't keep a good tracksuit down.
Sadly, Will Rush's original song didn't go down too well, either.
'Current emotional state: crying at the Strictly opening number.'