United Kingdom
It's just all too much
'The average British woman hoards £285 worth of clothing in their wardrobes that they will never wear'
Very swift analysis.
'It was undeniably one of the most important events in British history.'
But they cost £18,000 a year.
The country's president has boasted about throwing people out of a helicopter.
'I suddenly realised after he had gone that I had no way of tracing him.'
There is a 'shocking' lack of planning