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We're getting serious garden envy.
'..the cardboard box decided it wanted to be you.'
"Sorry sir, I'll just need to pop the mummified corpse through the X-ray machine.. Any liquids over 100ml?"
They've finally nailed it.
Of all the things you could lose, this is probably one of the most worrying.
Hackers decided to prank an entire town.
And you thought your lectures were bad.
Do it for the people, Sir David.
This is the best idea ever.