Weird News
He was sitting on the toilet when he saw the presidential candidate's face.
"I blacked out and don't know where I would have taken my pants off."
'I couldn't quite believe it when I saw it.'
A design error left him looking like the deceased dictator.
That's probably where all that ghostly moaning was coming from.
Yes, you read that right.
It's been dubbed 'Coiny McCoinFace' because of course it has.
That's a lot of copper.
“Holy crap, that is a monster.”
It's all a big misunderstanding.