Craig Revel Horwood
"I never call it the 'Strictly curse', I call it the 'Strictly blessing'."
"She’s got a life to lead – she’s a Dame, she doesn’t need it."
Just who will we see sitting alongside Bruno, Shirley and Craig come the autumn?
Our loss is Australia's gain, as she is currently smashing it Down Under.
"He always seems to come down on my partner and me in the final, so I was like 'no'..."
Let's try that again...
The former pro is unimpressed with the judges' scoring, but did have kind words for Ashley Roberts.
"If you want to be a judge... write to the BBC, ask for a job and see if you get employed."
Sadly it was a less high-flying night in the semi-final for Lauren Steadman.
"He's just Craig being Craig..."