Funny Tweets

The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

"Being the only butt wiper you child deems acceptable is both an honour and a curse."
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29 Tweets You'll Relate To If You've Pretty Much Given Up On Dating

"Someone on Tinder just unmatched me mid-conversation because I said I liked ketchup so yes it's going great."
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The Funniest Tweets From Parents In The Past Week

"Your toddler is sooooo cute! - People not cleaning up after him."
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45 Tweets About The Hell That Is The Airport

"It should be okay to boo people at the airport."
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16 Tweets That Prove Kids Ask The Funniest Questions

"My three-year-old son just asked me, 'Can you take me to the Vampire State Building?'"
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'Why Are They So Hyper?': It's Half Term And Parents Aren't Exactly Overjoyed About It

"Of course my children are tag-team vomiting. Why not?" 🙄
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21 Tweets That Capture The Experience Of Food Shopping With Kids

"So 'The Fast and the Furious' isn't about food shopping with your toddler?"
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45 Funny Tweets About Screen Time From Parents Who Are Honest About It

'Sure, I could parent without screen time. I could also churn my own butter, but let's not get crazy here.'
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Congratulations Everyone, We Survived January – 13 Tweets Proving It Really Has Been A Slog

One month down, 11 to go.
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45 Hilarious Tweets About Parenting Preteens

"I spray deodorant on my 12yo son while he's sleeping. You're welcome."
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