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24 People Who Got Totally Weird Results On Pottermore's Patronus Test

My Patronus is a half eaten bargain bucket full of used napkins.
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10 Things That Happen To Your Body After You Give Birth

Going to the toilet is going to be 'interesting'.
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Mary Berry Has Quit 'The Great British Bake Off' And Everyone Is Freaking Out

"Looking forward to the BBC’s upcoming show, Mel, Sue and Mary Getting Drunk And Chatting Sh*t In A Patisserie"
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16 Tweets That Perfectly Capture The Potty Training Nightmare

Do they really need this life skill?
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People Just Can't Stop Mocking Douglas Carswell For His Scientific Blunder

'Many space things are named after chocolate bars, such as Galaxy, Milky Way and Mars.'
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Jobless Noel Edmonds Is Offering To Phone Your Pets For Some Reason

Author's note: I seriously can't believe I'm actually writing this.
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It's Been One Year Since #PigGate - Where Has The Time Gone?

It was a simpler time.
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Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Are Getting Divorced And Everyone Is Trying To Laugh About It

Bye bye Brangelina.
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9 Tweets That Prove Kids Are Creepy As Hell

Don't leave us alone with them.
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Donald Trump Jr Posted A Really Stupid Tweet About Skittles And Now People Are Mocking Him

"Can I elect the bowl of Skittles president instead of your dad?"
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