funny tweets
'Yeah, but don't you get two Christmases?'
"It should have been called the National Union of Minors."
It didn't take her long to get to grips with the job.
Security has been beefed up.
'I can finally eat peas again.'
"It's a crime against Photoshop."
'There is absolutely no way labour is harder than installing a car seat.'
"It's fine. Nothing will actually happen until Mary Berry triggers Arctic Roll 50."
Davey Cameron has resigned to spend more time focusing on being a pie.