funny tweets
'I got in trouble for something I said in my wife's dream.'
Is he doing this on purpose?
"This shows exactly why we need to have more grammar schools."
Guess whose kids were late...
Be afraid, be very afraid.
'Tinder isn't a babysitting app.'
These are probably the only tweets worth reading today.
This should go well.
They obviously didn't think this through.
All public transport is ram-packed this morning.