"There's an irony in Boris failing to clean up his own mess, despite being the candidate to most resemble a mop."
"May the rest of you always be as floppy as your hair."
"They voted Remain, and they hate your guts, you ludicrous tangerine ballbag."
This is why everyone on Twitter is laughing about Keith and his "93yr mum".
Warning: may contain grumpy middle aged people getting a bit moany.