funny tweets
Commutes are in jeopardy across the South.
They tried to have a cheeky chide at Nando's and it didn't go well.
Bob Geldof and Nigel Farage are actually chasing each other around in boats.
That emoji doesn't mean what you think it means, Cher.
'Face/Off' is a classic, though.
"Baby hands is in the building, repeat: baby hands is in the building."
"A simple box that slows ageing, reduces pain, lifts depression and stress and tackles cancer."
Side note: We're still not sure to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
This is the world we live in.
Step forward, George Osborne.