Twitter Jokes
"Let me make this quite plain. You have been told that a certain Dark Wizard is at large once again. This is a lie."
"Britons in Brussels are advised against all but essential comparisons to Hitler."
"Farage stepping down to spend more time with his family, who are gutted to hear the news."
"There's an irony in Boris failing to clean up his own mess, despite being the candidate to most resemble a mop."
"May the rest of you always be as floppy as your hair."
This is why everyone on Twitter is laughing about Keith and his "93yr mum".
That was a very bad idea, Tony.
That should knock him down a peg.