Twitter Jokes
Commutes are in jeopardy across the South.
Bob Geldof and Nigel Farage are actually chasing each other around in boats.
"Baby hands is in the building, repeat: baby hands is in the building."
"A simple box that slows ageing, reduces pain, lifts depression and stress and tackles cancer."
'(NHS Staff will work) Eight Days A Week'
Everything from the state opening of parliament summed up in nine tweets.
Contains things of a sexual nature.
"Bogie Nights".
