Despite his best efforts to exit the deal, Musk now has to run the company.
The billionaire has vowed not to turn the social media giant into a “free-for-all hellscape".
"The civil service needs to stop posting these stupid tweets."
Notably absent from her speech? An apology, much like Boris Johnson's farewell.
"I had the backing of 100 MPs, honestly, but the dog ate them."
"My 2yo discovered pockets and is now competing with the squirrels to store more acorns before winter."
"When a lettuce outlasts a Prime Minister, we have truly reached the endive days."
"Exciting times for lettuce."
"The tofu-wokerati strike back."
JK Rowling was quick to respond to Graham's remarks, despite him not having mentioned her by name.