"How dare my husband interrupt the story I decided to tell in the middle of his story."
The comedian cut Hollywood down to size at the awards five times — and Twitter is hoping he'll do it again.
The total value of the deal would be £38.3bn.
@LizTruss has shot to fame on Twitter...but it's John Lewis all over again
"We’re at that stage of marriage where I’m basically my husband‘s interpreter."
"I suffer from a form of mild cognitive impairment called 'motherhood'."
Sterling actually tumbled to a fresh 37-year low following the mini-budget.
"What the hell happened?"
The former culture secretary sparked numerous rows with controversial posts attacking her political opponents.
"A group of hippopotamuses is called a bloat. I think I’ve found my people."