"Parents, you can still do all the things you used to love. There's just a kid screaming in the background now."
The contrast between the streets of Ukraine's capital just days ago and what it looks like now is alarming.
"Russia has a better claim to own the Tory Party than to a single square foot of Ukraine."
AnnaLynne McCord tells Russian president: “If I was your mother, you would have been so loved, held in the arms of joyous light.”
'My 4 year old got into some glitter. He is now fabulous until further notice."
And that's before we even get onto the excitement around the livestream of Heathrow Airport...
The Russian president's idea of a table for two has got Twitter talking.
“He is the most inarticulate public speaker and prime minister I have ever known."
"Was enjoying playing legos with my son until my wife tapped me on the shoulder and said he went outside an hour ago."
"Having kids involved in sports is fun if you like coming home & making dinner at 10pm."