"My son just said Ikea is grownup Legos and I’ve never felt more connected and seen."
A male pill has proved 99% effective against pregnancy... in mice. Here's how humans are reacting.
"Marriage is wearing the same shirt for three days in a row and on the third day, your husband asking if you got a new shirt."
"Have kids so they can interrupt your meeting to remind you that triceratops was the horniest dinosaur."
"The utter contempt that this disgusting employer has for its own workforce is sickening."
"So...do we know what Nadine Dorries thinks an algorithm is?"
"Parenting: because sleep is unnecessary and who needs money."
The UK outpost's allegation that the Mariupol maternity hospital was full of "radicals" was branded “fake news” by the culture secretary.
"The award for Best Actor goes to my husband for his role in 'I’m Not Sleeping. I’m Just Resting My Eyes.'"
Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) dismissed criticism after he tweeted out a photo from a video call with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy after specifically being asked not to share the image.