"Perhaps rate MPs instead?"
"A picture is worth a thousand words."
"Playing board games with your kids and deliberately trying to lose so it ends quicker is a parenting art form"
Includes references to Putin-inspired "myths and legends" and "#Putin69".
"Just tell us you don’t care about misogyny enough to learn what it means and move on, you melt."
"According to Facebook, the only way to fix the FB outage is to cover its servers in horse paste."
Rival platform Twitter did not hesitate to mock the outage on Monday night.
Sites appear to be working again several hours after outage.
As people panic buy petrol, men are pumping for England – and the hopes of hooking up.
She said Labour needed to think about acknowledging differences and not “sneering”.