The former US president also said that "tweeting gets you in trouble" and hinted at plans to one day start his own social network.
Brain octane oil with your morning cup of coffee, anyone?
Good Morning Britain's Alex Beresford delivered a lesson in standing up for what you believe in.
Fast food chain said it intended to highlight that "only 20% of chefs are women" – but the joke flopped.
"Hey teachers... they're all yours."
"I think he’s doing just fine without social media," claimed the former White House press secretary and new contributor for Fox News.
The chancellor's public image is carefully managed, but that doesn't mean his tax and spend statement didn't have hidden nasties.
It's troubling that a government minister can say what they like with impunity, writes HuffPost UK editor-in-chief Jess Brammar.
No pigeon, or indeed Pidgeon, was harmed in the incident at Stormont's finance committee.