The former president seemed to jest about skipping the country while griping about a $200,000 bond he faces for his criminal case in Georgia.
The billionaire tech CEO has been criticised for his handling of the site, formerly known as Twitter.
For everyone who finds the online debate about this day a bit too much.
"The effect may be considerable in a few centuries," it prophesied.
Elon Musk retorted by calling the Meta founder "a chicken."
"Really love thumping a dog's side to see if they are hollow."
"Opened closet in hotel to check for murderers while simultaneously realising I was unprepared should one be in there."
Twitter was fined hundreds of thousands of dollars for initially resisting the warrant, new court documents show.
"If you cat sits on your computer keyboard half way through an online shop, always check the basket when checking out."
“It’s really normal to really hate me.”