Hungry diner Alan Bell wasn't impressed with the wordplay.
It tastes like victory. With a soupçon of wig hair.
"If I buy 5 apples at 45p each & 6 oranges at 70p each, how long until the greengrocers is sold off to be turned into luxury flats?"
There must've been some Barry White playing.
'The road to power is paved with hypocrisy and casualties.'