No One Is Really Surprised El Chapo Has Been Implicated In The Panama Scandal

"Hard to believe that celeb El Chapo, kingpin of Mexican drug cartel, would stoop so low as to use offshore banking."
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Someone In Cheltenham Dropped An Entire KFC Meal And The Local Paper Did A Story On It

They really know their audience.
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Horny Cat Ends Up With Broken Leg After Jumping Four Storeys To Get Laid

Turns out they don't always land on their feet.
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Don't Leave Your Dog Alone With A Pot Of Ink

Bad idea.
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The Green Party's Latest Video Pits Children Against Each Other

They've really nailed the Party Political Broadcast this time.
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Flight Attendant Deploys Emergency Slide On Runway, Casually Saunters Away From Her Job Forever

*mic drop*
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