funny tweets

"Bluey is the best show ever, until I hear my 4yr old yell 'I wanna do a bush wee' at the grocery store."
"Movie Pitch: Jennifer Coolidge and Owen Wilson just saying 'wow' at each other."
"Every conversation with a child getting ready for school in winter ends with a parent yelling: 'FINE, THEN FREEZE.'"
"My husband’s version of helping out with the kids is yelling 'COME ON, GUYS!' from the couch."
"Is marriage just a competition of who slept worse?"
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