funny tweets

They say kids don’t come with a manual, but fortunately parents have other resources at their disposal.
"Welcome to your 40s - you now think every car has its brights on."
"If you're not using the gym solely for childcare, we probably can't be friends."
You're not alone if you're dreading this inbox greeting right now.
"I think I'm independent until I have to text my wife because I forget what size jeans I wear."
"Update: my husband is mad because I didn’t warn him the cake I PUT IN THE TRASHCAN doesn’t taste good."
Back to work after Christmas? We feel your pain.
"They say communication is important in a marriage so I just sent my husband 6 consecutive texts explaining why I’m right."
A day off from work looks a lot different in 2020.
Naff week? These will bring a smile to your face.