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The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

"If you want to piss off a toddler just tell him he’s tired."
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13 Tweets That Will Make So Much Sense To Introverts

"Have you ever turned your phone off in the middle of a call to act like your phone died. No? Just me... okay."
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33 Funny Tweets About Things Kids Say During Their Parents’ Zoom Meetings

You're certainly not alone if your child has interrupted your video conference to say something funny, cute or strange.
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32 Funny Tweets About Couples Who Treat The Dog Better Than Each Other

"If you want to know how I rate in our household, my wife has one term of endearment for me and 74 for our dog."
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35 Funny Names Kids Give Everyday Things, According To Their Parents

Anyone who’s been around children knows they offer a number of creative takes on the English language.
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19 Parent Tweets That Sum Up The Dubious Joys Of Half Term

"YES, it's the 900,076,652 episode of My Little Pony. NO, don't you dare turn off."
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The Funniest Marriage Tweets To Get You Through This Week

"Every day is Prime Day when you’re married to my wife."
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38 Funny Tweets On What People Have Learned About Partners While WFH

"A funny thing about quarantining is hearing your partner in full work mode for the first time. Like, I’m married to a 'let’s circle back' guy — who knew?"
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40 Hilarious Tweets About The Self-Checkout At Supermarkets

"I always keep my cool when using self-checkout machines because I want them to vouch for me as an ally during the robot uprising."
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35 Funny Tweets About The Lies Parents Tell Their Kids

"It's weird how we tell kids not to lie then tell them how good the picture they drew is."
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