funny tweets

"I was shaving and the 6-year-old asked why I was 'handsomeing.'"
"Introverts be like: How rude of you not to invite me to something I didn't want to go."
Take a break from the doom and gloom, grab a cuppa, and laugh at these tweets.
"If I ever want my husband to shave I just clean the bathroom."
"No one is as obnoxiously well-behaved as a child whose sibling is getting yelled at."
"I once organised a singles party for introverts and nobody came."
"People who say 'enjoy every moment' have never sat next to my kids eating chips."
"Live ~ Laugh ~ Lock yourself in the bathroom and enjoy some alone time today. You deserve it."