"Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife's plans for the second time."
"My 7yo is pretty condescending for somebody who still needs to be reminded to go to the bathroom."
Gifs of The Office's Michael Scott and Peep Show memes have, of course, been forthcoming.
"Sorry i was weird last night. it was to move the plot forward."
"Take your kids to the ocean so they can repeatedly ask to swim in the hotel pool."
"at least my social anxiety makes me look mysterious"
The Met's investigation into the Downing Street rule-breaking has not emerged unscathed either.
The tech billionaire said that he historically voted Democrat in the past, but now claims that Democrats were a party of "division and hate".
“Prime minister, you must be furious with whoever signed off on a deal this bad.”
"My car was making annoying squeaky noises, it stopped once I dropped off the kids"