"Hugely valuable as a souvenir of partygate," read the note on the champagne bottle.
"One of my kids told me I look like ET.....when he’s sick....not just regular ET."
The social media giant's potential new owner said he believes Twitter made a mistake when it banned the former president who routinely encouraged violence.
“'This is not what I meant by sharing' I yell at my kids after catching the fifth cold of the school year."
"This is what good leadership looks like."
Lots of things! Beware the Zuckerbergian fall from grace.
"This is so desperate it’s magnificent."
"Regardless of ownership all social media platforms must must be responsible," Downing Street said.
The world's richest person offered to buy the social media company and take it private.
"Tumblr? Are we all heading back to Tumblr?"